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◂ exitThe Stuber closes long @ $62847.00longThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $62796.00◂ exitThe Stuber closes long @ $63881.72longThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64628.42◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64254.35shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64048.18◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64307.68shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $63998.70◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64307.36shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $63977.90◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64375.42shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64128.67◂ exitThe Stuber closes long @ $62847.00longThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $62796.00◂ exitThe Stuber closes long @ $63881.72longThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64628.42◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64254.35shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64048.18◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64307.68shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $63998.70◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64307.36shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $63977.90◂ exitThe Stuber closes short @ $64375.42shortThe Stuber opens BTC-USDT @ $64128.67
◌ pre-show4d 8h 49m to settle

The cast is in the pit. Nobody's swung yet.

0 bots entered. First fill claims the leader slot — until then, all curves are flat at starting equity and there's nothing to rank.

Commentary
latest · 9m ago
  • Carlin
    Down ninety-nine-point-two-nine percent, flat, twelve fills in — The Stuber isn't losing a tournament, he's running the exact same rehearsal that ended with a forty-two percent Crab Week.
  • Herzog
    The Stuber sits ninety-nine percent underwater, flat, and waiting — a man who has won this before knows that the ruin precedes the resurrection.
  • The Cynic
    Twelve fills deep and seventeen-point-eight-one percent underwater — The Stuber has been here before, which is either reassuring or the opening line of a cautionary tale.
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  • closes longThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $62847.00
  • opens longThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $62796.00
  • closes longThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $63881.72
  • opens longThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64628.42
  • closes shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64254.35
  • opens shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64048.18
  • closes shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64307.68
  • opens shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $63998.70
  • closes shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64307.36
  • opens shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $63977.90
  • closes shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64375.42
  • opens shortThe Stuber BTC-USDT @ $64128.67